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If you throw a perch into … – will it be called a revolt?

… lafa is over. On legislative innovations, in particular, new taxes for calculating the damage caused by predatory fishers to our generous Fatherland.

The great army of Russian fishermen meekly wiped off the splashes of new dachshunds to calculate the damage to aquatic biological resources. Changes in legislation and a strong increase in penalties for illegal fishing did not affect the life of society. So, in the corners they whispered, spat in hearts in different directions and fell silent. And on TV they already show an old man caught on the Volga by hefty fish-protection inspectors, with several bersha in length a bit smaller than the allowed 25 centimeters. And they happily announce that his pension is now not enough to pay a fine. My grandfather has been here all his life, maybe he has been catching this small thing in his ear, but now everything is over.

If you throw perch in … – it will be called a rebellion!?

Deputies from the party “United Russia”, who have recently passed the majority of votes, appreciated by the citizens, the laws, think day and night about how to fill the Russian budget. The retirement age has been increased, taxes and fines are rampantly increasing, utility bills are becoming more and more expensive, and now we pay separately for taking out the garbage. To the country got rich. Now we got to the fishermen. Coming up with new requisitions, our pilots, probably, wisely tie them to the level of well-being of the population. And judging by the behavior of citizens – we live well. Around the state of peace and grace.

Only now it is dangerous to catch fish
After all, it is not only for “under-grown fish” that you will have to pay a tax: pike perch less than 40 cm – 3,305 rubles, pike less than 32 cm – 925 rubles, bream less than 28 cm – 500 rubles, etc. You also need to know exactly where, when, what and what time can fish catch. You will sit, for example, on a favorite place with a fishing rod. And the inspector is right there. Pay the fine, the fisherman, because he aimed at the winter pit. And you did not know that there is such a hole. And although in the summer there the fish does not hibernate, you will pay a fine for catching in the wrong place. Because the order should be and the damage to the treasury can not be allowed. Now, the media write, the State Duma began to consider a bill on the collection of berries and mushrooms. Soon, probably, again will be pleased with something new. It may be necessary to recount berries when leaving the forest in order not to take too much. Our people are kind, flexible. They will turn and count berries, so that the representatives of the authorities will not upset and annoy.

The fish is already measured with rulers and a chemical pencil mark. On the balance plates, without leaving the hole, hang. If the representative of the ichthyofauna does not fit, they are pushed back into the hole. In spite of the fact that, after digging from the depth, in the fish, the insides went out through the mouth and died out, not paying attention to the fact that it was very politely measured. And because, according to the law, this is the case, which wise deputies, seriously concerned about the development of the country, have come up with. Let the fish eat the crayfish better, but there will be no violation of the law.

Our people are obedient, since the times of the Soviet government they are accustomed to believe that the people’s deputies and other various high ministers take care of them. And how could it be otherwise, because they are servants of the people, and not some kind of satraps unnecessary. Russia is not France, where the public, after eating frogs, in every way counteracts the wise decisions of the authorities. Vaughn, in Paris, the other day, they decided to raise the price of gasoline, so the local vzbalaloshnye citizens all the entrances to gas stations manure filled up. Natural cattle der.mom decided to adjust the price of fuel. And they got their way, savages. Gasoline has become cheaper.

This does not suit us. We have people brought up.
Gasoline prices are rising, but no one collects manure. And does not carry where it is not necessary. Not a single fisherman will ever throw a fish, for which he was fined, to a representative of power (fish inspector). Because it will be called a rebellion! And no maidan Rosgvardiya not allow. Not for nothing is she paid money from the budget, which conscientious deputies permanently fill in different ways. There must be order in everything!

If you were lucky fishing, you caught a lot of fish, but forgot to measure it in length, and, for this reason, you were fined a hundred – another thousand rubles – do not worry. Take a loan – and pay off. Any bank will help you do it quickly.

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